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{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}

{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}

{"type":"general","setup":"What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?","punchline":"Squash.","id":263}

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