{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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